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Monday, 12 August 2013

Taketh - Ignorance is Strength - 10 Track Album - To be released 1st September 2013

Taketh
Ignorance is Strength
10 Track Album
To be released 1st September 2013


Taketh – Göteborg Sweden

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Recorded and mixed by: Magnus "Devo" Andersson at Endarker Studios [Marduk, Ofermod, Eldkraft, Ragnarok]
Artwork by: Dmitry Vtorushyn [Death Destruction, Transport League]

Discography
2005: Freakshow [Fear Dark Records]
2008: Minus 24 [Independent, digital only]
2013: Ignorance is strength [Independent]

Genre: Old School Melodic Death Metal

Biography:
Taketh started with two acoustic guitars in the air traffic controller tower on the Military base in Linköping in 2000. Between watching the skies, David and Mikael started writing some songs and with the joining of David’s brother Johan, there was a band.

After playing the local scenes for a few years, along with a couple of ventures outside Linköping, Taketh secured a record deal with Dutch label Fear Dark Records. The debut album Freak show was released in 2005, and followed up with a tour with Eluveitie in 2006, now with new guitar player Atahan.

A three track EP called "Minus 24" was recorded and released in 2008, but due to babies and new jobs, the band chose to take a break.

A local festival brought the band back in 2011, and with the addition of Johan Ejnarsson, the guys felt they had a solid line-up and material to go on. Plans for a second album was started, and in October 2012 Taketh entered Endarker Studios for the third time. In 15 intense days, "Ignorance is strength" was born.

After much discussion, the band decided to forego the traditions of releasing through a label, and started planning for something more modern. A creative commons licensed release, enabling free sharing, remixing and derivative works.


Moving On
I particularly love the keyboard opening to this as it is extremely addictive and compelling.  An immense track showing great use of harmonies and bristling with high octane melodies. It is very aggressive as it is thrilling with emotive forces at work. It captivates the listener from the start of its epic encounter, although the softer vocal content lessens the intensity but the lyrics save it from being a total flop, the keyboards make this track what it is and certainly one of the favourites on the album.

We are Slaves
A totally dynamic track that flourishes and bristles with an energetic force of sheer melodic power. It courses through the veins as well as the speakers and is awash with addictive and unrelenting barbarity. The vocals sounding gnarly and jagged really add to this vibrantly flavoured track.

Your Master
Solid and unyielding it has compelling tendencies to grab your attention and engages with eager ears. Although I am not really sure about the forced clean vocal that ushers forth, as they sound out of tune but the harmonies are toned and cascade through it.

In Memory
The melodic forces are at work again and really carry the track to a solid foundation on which to build a superb offering. The coarse vocals ambush the listener and invoke a destructive quality that is captured within the essence of the track. 

Burning
A track denoting rebellion and defiance showing not only lyrically but musically but possessing a superb melody as with all the Taketh songs. Bristling with an immense gait its energy sprawling far beyond any horizon and driven by a sheer thirst to be noticed and encased in amazing melodic flurries of grandeur.

Flaws
A ravenous savagery presents itself within this track, deliciously melodic, however the forced vocal is in my opinion are a real ‘flaw’ as they do not do the track any favours at all and so it would have been better to have had the gnarly harsh vocal more dominant in the track which would have tightened it up and given it a more aggressive stance.

Innocent Again
Interesting jagged rhythms make this enticing and engaging.  Its raucous slurry of melodic grooves take an uncompromising breath and has the listener reaching for the volume control in order to savour every moment. Outstanding track!

1984
Pummelling to an inch of its life this brews up some intense moments with a gravelly harsh vocal presence. It ravages the aural with an abrasive breath and satisfies its anger with a channelled aggression that dips slightly to reveal a superb quality melodic moment, another outstanding track.

Inside of me
A torrent of energy is unleashed within this track and gives off a malevolent hard edge coupled with insatiable grooves. The forced vocal anger is warranted here and so not as annoying as was on the previous tracks and not out of tune adding well into the mix of savage melodic beauty.

Mind Numbing Crap
Mutated rhythms are plentiful here and opens the door to a hot wired furnace of face melting riffs and is nothing short of superb! However the forced vocal does not work on this track for me – but spoils it somewhat, (although the extreme vocals do) musically superb showing precision strings and carved beats in abundance.

To Sum up:
This would be a perfect album if it were not for that forced vocal it really gives off a ‘cheesy’ vibe to a few of the tracks but musically it is without a doubt insatiable and well worth further exploration. I do have my favourite tracks such as ‘Innocent Again’ and ‘1984’ are the tracks I am most drawn to but no doubt on further listening I will make a few more favourites as it grows on me.

It is certainly not a bad album at all and holds a lot of interesting and monumental moments that has in turn given out some insatiable moments of melodic groove and that is always a winner amongst metal-heads, but guys please lose the frightful forced vocal encounters (as on ‘Your Master’) as they do not hold well within the track at all and in places sounds extremely out of tune!

9/10
Track List:
Moving on
We are slaves
Your master
In memory
Burning
Flaws
Innocent again
1984
Inside of me
Mind numbing crap

Members:
David Dahl - Vocals
Mikael Lindquist - Bass
Johan Dahl - Drums
Atahan Tolunay - Guitar

Johan Ejnarsson - Guitar

Iskalde Morket - The Great Dying - 5 Track E.P - Released June 2013

Iskalde Morket
The Great Dying
5 Track EP
Released June 2013

Superb new E.P out now!

Iskalde Morket - Norfolk

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Iskalde-Morket

Genre: Disease ridden Black Metal

Biography:
Iskalde Morket is a solo black metal project! Formed around 2010 by John Rogers. He started it when he was attending College as a way of removing frustration and not being able to find like-minded musicians but if he had he may not have come up with anything as inspirational as this and also it makes it a lot easier to make decisions i.e. no alpha males or ego’s to contend with as is what can happen in bands from time to time and maybe a lot of the time   

Iskalde Morket is Norwegian for Freezing Darkness! John felt it portrayed what he was trying to get across to people and ‘borrowed’ it from Throne of Katarsis album called 'det iskalde morket'

As Fork Tongues Salivate
You can almost see the substance dripping from the evil tongue as this track evilly invokes its dark shadow of unbridled energy upon its victim. The dark forces are in full swing and the added keyboard sounds go a long way to giving you that sick feeling in your gut as being the most eeriest and quite terrifying in its own right.

Great Dying
This is so atmospheric you can imagine it to be playing busily in the background to a menacing horror movie as it really invades the senses and produces some strange and tempered imagery. It gives off a cold vibe despite its fast paced rhythms and blood curdling vocals that savagely mutilate the aural.

Illuminaire
A crisper sounding track this is once again engrossing and intoxicating with its twisting rhythms. It darts about in a pumped up frenzy of riffs and creates an electric brutality, again with incidental keyboards that seem to manifest themselves into the head of the unsuspecting listener as its build-up envelopes you in an attempt to possess the darkest of souls in an un-pure madness of dark rhythms.

The Grief of the Deteriorated
On the very first note this track embeds evil. It holds some superb chunky riffs that are cataclysmic and will rip your head off in an instant. The vocals literally feast upon the soul and that mad keyboard serves only to plunge you deeper under its dark spell of intensity.

Rape of the Natural World
A clever use of a sampled voice wanting to clean up the world although the atmospheric and benign forces that surround it clearly give out the message that, that is not what is going to happen. It is frenzy time again and that evil satanic vocal gargles pure unadulterated hate towards its listeners. The stark reality is driven with assault and battery to the aural with no let up. The track goes out of its way to make you feel threatened and uncomfortable as the sounds envelop you with no escape.

To Sum up:
Having reviewed Iskalde Morket previously I knew I was in for another tempestuous listen and not wrong either. John Rogers has again produced a fruitful array of striking bleakness that once again is a ravaging experience. Dark, black, ominous and foreboding, conjuring up a storm of malevolence with spiteful rhythms and ravenous riffs done to some pretty evil vocal grizzles and growls it holds plenty of compelling moments and really toxic on all accounts. John likes to unleash the beast with a violent and formidable breath and this is nothing less than a frenzied melting pot of energy, brewing up some dramatic and rousing effects.

It is quirky and not JUST your average black metal this is indeed infested with the black-death and simply intimidates on all levels. It unveils a natural evil that exudes from every pore of its gnarly sinews with renewed intensity but despite this there is a melodic structure that presents itself and gives the listener something to grasp within their futile succumbing to the power that is Iskalde Morket its gravitational pull will bring you towards it like a magnet to metal.

10/10

Track List:
As Fork Tongues
Great Dying
Illuminaire
The Grief of the Deteriorated
Rape of the Natural World

Members:
John Rogers - Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Programing, Keys and Ambiance

Ragdoll Mafia - Ragdoll Mafia - 4 Track E.P - Released 20th July 2013

Ragdoll Mafia
Ragdoll Mafia
4 Track E.P
Released 20th July 2013


Ragdoll Mafia – South London

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Genre: Rock

Biography:
A band that uniquely fuses melodic rock with pop, sleaze with substance and introspection with exuberance. The group formed in mid-2011 and consists of the wild, brooding baritone of front man Oz, the sizable yet tasteful riffing of guitarist Rickerby, the fluid melodic bass-lines of bassist Charlie, and, the powerful but tight grooves held down by drummer Mannix. The band’s experimental flourishes create a fresh, imaginative backdrop to the simple structures, danceable grooves and catchy hooks showcased on their debut EP, released in mid-2013.



Death Dice Roll
Not heard any ‘rock’ like this since Savage Outlaw and Black Cat Bones. Superbly executed with a sleazy content and definitely will spark up interest from rock fans everywhere. The crisp guitar riffs and potent rhythms house a clean vocal mix that is really impressive and clearly showcases Ragdoll Mafia’s musical ability.

Over and Over
Simple riffs and rhythms are cleverly brought together to create a compelling track of melodic enterprise that although is not a sizzling entity, as such, but none the less still compels one to listen because of its sing a long content.

Show no Love
This track is slow and brooding and of the ballad variety. It does lull in places but has lure in others. It is a passionately provocative track with snippets of crisp guitar and hard bass lines, although I prefer something a little more up-beat to really spark my interest, however it does clearly show the bands diversity and proves they are not one trip ponies musically.



Irish Isolation
This is a seductive track and my favourite on the EP for its melodic sleaze content. It holds a really addictive rhythms that you cannot ignore and has been repeated several times now.

To Sum up:
Good old ‘Rock n Roll’ at its best and really defines the bands capabilities. A strong vocal edge encapsulates its musical prowess.  I love the harmonica on ‘Irish Isolation’ it really adds to that Southern sleaze quite well and holds an interest with the listener, really exuding a good strong rhythm with clever lyrics. Be good to see how the band progresses over the next few years and see how they add to their blend of rock/sleaze.

8½/10

Track List:
Death Dice Roll
Over and Over
Show no Love
Irish Isolation

Members:
Oz Angelo Mack - Vocals
Thomas Mannix – Drums
Tom Rickerby – Guitar
Charlie McNamara - Bass

The Meatfückers - Gangbang from Hell - 8 Track Album - Asenath Records - Released 1st August 2011

The Meatfückers
Gangbang from Hell
8 Track Album
Asenath Records
Released 1st August 2011



The Meatfückers - Guadaljara, Jalisco Mexico

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Discography
Porn to be Wild – Video EP – 2006
Sex Overlords EP – 2007
My Blackest of Souls Awakes Volume 4 Compilation - 2009
Gangbang from Hell – Self released in 2009 and on Asenath Records in 2011
Viva la Muerte Vol 1 Video Compilation - 2011

Genre: Speed/Thrash Metal

Biography:
“The Meatfückers formed at the end of 2005-early 2006 in Guadaljara, Jalisco Mexico, with the main purpose of doing something different (both visually and musically) to what was happening on the local metal scene. For several years Rev. Damage (Bass) and Iracundo (Guitar) had wanted to create a sadomasochistic band adding a theatrical show (influenced by the live shows seen on video that had a great impact on them like Venom, Lizzy Borden’s metal murderer road show) and of course which created the best songs possible focusing on thrash metal with hooks and as a final ingredient: sexual/pornographic song lyrics.

The first incarnation of the band was a 5 piece featuring Rev. Dañado on Bass, Iracundo on Rhythm Guitar, Hereje Romántico on drums Aparecido ”Whore caller on Lead Guitars” and el Viejo Cochino on vocals. After just a few weeks the lead guitar player left the band missing the band's debut show in 2007 opening for Cannibal Corpse. Following the debut show, Aparecido re-joined the band which then set out to write and record its first album. Whilst the band were writing for the first album, they released a DVD of the first live show entitled “Porn to be Wild”. In November 2007 the band entered the studio to record the self-produced debut album “Gang Bang from Hell”. Shortly after recording the album, the band released a limited edition CD single entitled “Sex Overlords” with the song “Pornorama” and which also contained a cover of Motley Crue's “Looks that Kill” In 2010 the band secured a distribution deal with the Mexican label Asenath Records and “Gang Bang from Hell” was released in November 2011.
Since their first show the band have had considerable live experience opening for bands such as CRYPTOPSY, DIVINE HERESY, INSIDIOUS DISCREPANCY, IMPIETY and AGENT STEEL as well as sharing the stage with numerous Mexican bands”



Intro – Dead by Cumshots!
Opening with rather a lot of atmospherics and an evil chant it then bursts into life with a gargling type of vocal associated with the black metal genre, and although musically it soars the heights it does not really spark anything exciting.

Childsodomy
This track has a lot more ‘edge’ than the previous one and yet again possesses a low guttural growling vocal that sadly uses its existing tools to create a somewhat repetitive track which is a shame.

Hookers Parade
This track has a very different stance musically and not riding along its black metal vein but using a thrash tempo, surprisingly enough to low tuned growls which works quite well and gives the track a definite peak above the previous two.



Teens for Cash
This sounds quite Sabbath orientated and who can’t resist a Sabbath riff? Although I would be surprised if Ozzy could ever sing that low! But I really appreciate that beat with its heavy persistent bass and screaming guitar be it only brief.

Satanic Bitch
As you would expect the apple does not fall far from the tree and The Meatfückers have returned to their comfort zone of black metal orientation however the thrash elements contained within its structure are really uplifting on this track.

Euroslut
Some nice deep penetrating bass with provocative riffs are a most welcome sound as this track really explodes with a good surge of energy and holds a lot of brooding passion within an accelerated force.

Wanted – Wife for Rent
Unusual title and also an unusual track once again possessing thrashy black elements together which seems to work quite well as mentioned previously. Consisting of a thumping rhythm and low gargling growls to a high octane build-up of sonic riffs that then fade into obscurity it is a good wholesome track.



Pornorama
Another interesting title for a track. The guitar here is just stunning and the first time on the album that the guitar has shone. Quite atmospheric and combined with an impressive array of percussion be it done by machine.

To Sum up:
There is certainly no shortage of bands out there who will shock you not only with their unusual blend of music but on looks too.  The Meatfückers have certainly gone out of their way to bring to the fore some BDSM elements into the mix that seems to fit in well into their blend of speed/thrash metal, wearing masks and studs, but have not brought anything new to the scene by doing so, however, not a lot of bands make the effort these days so can’t knock the ones who do! But none the less they will still impress you with their explicit lyrics, stark Satanic, sexual references and BDSM influencing their imaginations, trapped within their chaotic intent and clearly shown on the cover of their album Gang Bang from Hell a reversed pentagram, which we all know to be the sign of Satan.

Their cleverly thought up titles as well as band name will no doubt raise an eyebrow or two and will no doubt provoke a bit of interest along the way to see what they are all about. 

However, the band have captured a lot of genres within their album touching on death metal, speed metal and thrash but mainly black and mixed it into their tracks which give the listener a lot to focus on and so it is never truly dull. The low growls are stunning as they are menacing and musically cages a rampant tendency that borders a prowling intensity – one cannot simply ignore this fact and therefore, all things considered deserve a listen at least, and no doubt will churn up a few more likes to their ever growing fan base.

8½/10

Track List:
Intro – Dead by Cumshots!
Childsodomy
Hookers Parade
Teens for Cash
Satanic Bitch
Euroslut
Wanted – Wife for Rent
Pornorama

Members:
Reverend Damaged - Bass/Vocals
Iracundo - Lead Guitar
Rex Lucifer - Vocals

The Meatfückers are currently using a drum machine but are looking for a drummer to take over this role.

Friday, 9 August 2013

Deals Death - Point Zero Solution - 11 Track Album - Spinefarm Records/Universal Music - To be released 13th September 2013

Deals Death
Point Zero Solution
11 Track Album
Spinefarm Records/Universal Music
To Be Released 13th September 2013

Out very soon - Point Zero Solution

Deals Death – Gothenburg, Sweden

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Discography
Internal Demons - Full-length    2009   
Elite - Full-length 2012   
Point Zero Solution -Full-length 2013

Genre: Melodic Death Metal

Biography:
“The story of melodic death metallers Deals Death began in a music college called Boomtown, where guitarist Erik Jacobson met a couple of other students. With some further twists to the story, with which we need not bother, the band released their self-financed debut ‘Internal Demons’ in 2009 to raving reviews.

In 2009 Deals Death recruited new members in Gothenburg and made the city their base. The second album, ‘Elite’, was recorded in May 2010 in Gothenburg and mixed by Jonas Kjellgren (Scar Symmetry). ‘Elite’ was released in March 2012 via Finland's metal powerhouse Spinefarm Records became their label debut. A promo video was shot for the song ‘Fortified’ and released in April 2011. The clip made waves on the metal scene (surpassing already half a million views) and then, a fortuitous bounce launched Deals Death to a larger than just metal audience, when vocalist Olle Ekman's ‘Death Metal Vocal Exercises’ video became a surprise YouTube hit.

Now, after five years of hard work and dedication, Deals Death has earned their name in the world of metal with tours in Sweden, Finland, Japan and the UK and having shared stages with bands such as Scar Symmetry, Hypocrisy, Dark Tranquillity and making appearances at numerous festivals such as House Of Metal, Rockstad Falun & Sweden Rock; Deals Death have just started to reveal the tip of the iceberg to their potential.

The new album, ‘Point Zero Solution’, was forged in the deep woods of Grangärde, Sweden and here is band`s statement of the record:

Deals Death brings good news!
The world is not going to end; it’s only becoming a horrific and gruesome place to inhabit. On September 13th Deals Death will give you the details of this event as they release their third album via Universal/Spinefarm.  Follow this step-by-step description of the process, which breaks down the systems of nature and society. This album contains 11 songs packed with a lyrical edge, delivered with all their blood, sweat and toil!

Having introduced themselves to a wider audience with last year's ‘Elite’, the new album ‘Point Zero Solution’ shows Deals Death's staying power and musical evolution with lush arrangements, deadlier output through and through and melodic hooks catchier than ever before”

Deals Death

Point Zero Solution
The sonic imagery this band conjures up is phenomenal.  It is powerful as it stretches its tendrils of finely tuned and exciting rhythmic swagger to its limits and as you would expect is immense in delivery. Everything about Deals Death is precise and professional.  This is a promising start but no less than you would expect for a band of this calibre and well worthy of their reputation.

Facing the Echoes
With a flexible hand the notes come raining down in quick succession – it stands proud on its solid foundation of melodic grooves, and does not need much persuasion to be caught up in what the band have to offer. Vocally stunning, it sends ice cold chills down the spine and is a classic Deals Death moment – it may be some time before the goose-bumps subside as a torrent of melody surrounds you, so be warned!

Escalation
Deals Death are on a mission and they are the kind of band that will not stop until it has been fulfilled and this track bares proof of that as it more than ‘Escalates’ to another finely tuned track of excellence. It holds plenty for the listener to absorb. With a roaring quality that is rarely witnessed it possesses high reaching moments of absolute intrigue, with the band all working together to perfection and it shows this as it incites a pure spark of immense imagination.

Flatline
This track rages under the skin and races around leaving scorch marks – it is like scabies it leaves its mark and apart from that it gets into the brain and provoke involuntary head movements, you will not be able to help yourself – and I wondered why it was getting difficult to type! Forgetting to breathe is another effect this band has over the listener as the track soars to far reaching heights, mesmerising and offers superb fascination.

Passion for Infinity
Haunting, just as it intriguing Deals Death reign down another blow on humanity with sheer and utter abandon. A slower track that gives you something to feast upon with a ravaging vocal and jagged melodies that are so sharp they will draw blood. Antagonistic with uncompromising temptation this track offers a deep and memorable radiance.

The Separation
Atmospheric, with far reaching melodies that will ignite interest with vocal intimidation that will strike the fear of wrath into every soul that listens. The melancholic rhythms send one into a dream like stance whilst once again sending the perpetual goose bumps down the spine.  There is so much going on in this track it is an insatiable force to be reckoned with.

Paramount Authority
This is a track that bounces with a spiteful brutality and brings with it imagery that in turn sparks deep thoughts as it thunders past your ears, extreme and imposing it conquers with a truly unique experience of mesmeric quality and seductive as it spirals and swirls with sheer abandon through the thought process leaving one exhausted at what they have just bared witness to.

Beyond Reason
A really distinct track that takes you on personal journey of dark contemplation and drives rugged emotions to a startling conclusion – it simply enslaves you in its powerfully extreme embrace rewarding the listener with a brutally immense pleasure of rich and fulfilling sounds that will satisfy in abundance.

Dark Dream Dawn
Dark and sinister, yet bright and airy it possesses the soul quickly with tempestuous rhythmic swagger and engrossing perplexities but it comes as no shock as people who have and are following Deals Death will be expecting that and they do not disappoint on that level or any level.

Back to Consciousness
With fierce melodies, powerful rhythms and a vocal scathing like no other, giving attention to the finest detail, this track is openly impressive and provokes the listener with a ferocious and unbridled passion with the ability to make all who listen succumb to its wildly charms.

Author of Arts
Quite a dominating track with its untamed vocal flexibility that niggles the ears with a vicious tongue and showcases Deals Death with their extreme skillful capability producing some fantastic mastery.

To Sum up:
This is one highly intense album that I have had the pleasure and opportunity of reviewing in its entirety and really grateful for that. It prods the senses and leaves one thoroughly satisfied.  It simply bristles with clever precision, and is a raucous breath that when fused together gives out 100% perfection.  Its insatiable appetite serves to feed the hungry masses and delivers a powerful message – Deals Death is a force to be reckoned with and masters of their finely tuned craft – long may they reign supreme.

I cannot find anything negative to say about this album except perhaps it is too short – eleven tracks are just not enough for me, but then again 20 tracks would never be enough. The whole album is magnetic as it pulls you into its seductive creations and wraps you in a blanket of melodic swathe that cannot be rivalled.

If you have not yet heard Deals Death then what are you waiting for? I urge you to go out and get this album, if you like your metal perfected, finely tuned and skillful then this album will be right up your street. Buy it, listen to it and submerge yourself in its extremities of sheer indulgence – you cannot fail to be impressed from start to finish.  It is really hard to pinpoint a favourite track as they all hold something special, but for the extra touches check out ‘Flatline’ and ‘Beyond Reason’ if ever an album paints a picture – this one is the bio tapestry of the metal world.

10/10

Track List:
Point Zero Solution
Facing the Echoes
Escalation
Flatline
Passion for Infinity
The Separation
Paramount Authority
Beyond Reason
Dark Dream Dawn
Back to Consciousness
Author of Arts

Members:
Erik Jacobson - Guitars
Olle Ekman - Vocals
Janne Jaloma - Drums
Sebastian Myrèn - Guitars
Kammo Olayvar - Bass


Guantanamo Bay City Rollers - Dark Side of the Goon - 8 Track Album - Grindhead Records - Released January 2013

Guantanamo Bay City Rollers
Dark Side of the Goon
8 Track Album
Grindhead Records
Released January 2013



Written for www.brutalism.com

Guantanamo Bay City Rollers – Adelaide, Australia

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/GuantanamoBayCityRollers

Discography
Alcoholocaust (CD, Album) Testsubject 2007        
Dark Side of the Goon (CD, Album, Dig) 2013

Genre: Grind/Black/Punk/Death

Well when I was sent this over I really thought “Hmm someone is taking the piss here!” although nothing to do with Scotland coming from Australia, there is somewhat of a Pink Floyd connection with a play on words and the word ‘Grind’ is clearly stated, although no covers of Bay City Roller tracks so I think it is safe to say that these guys are not the original Scottish BCR’s of the 70’s they are in fact Ozzie’s with a bong and song – I honestly have no idea what I am up against here and quite confused as to the Pink Floyd references and where Guantanamo fits in is anyone’s guess... Judging by their photo’s a bong and a song is not the only thing these bad boys get up to but Chappy seems to like removing his underwear for some strange reason – what is this compulsion with Grinders? I have a feeling that this is going to sound like Petrol Bastard on Steroids... Let’s hope so!



Welcome to the Fungal
So far so good – a lot of atmosphere and excitement, with superb melodic content. Sounds serious to me and not like the title suggests.  Vocally skull fucks as only grinders know how! Just a pity it finishes before you can get fully submerged into its vomit induced state.

Wish you were Beer
Ahh now that is what I meant with the words ‘Shit on me!” being bellowed and a barrage of frenzied rhythmic connotations spring forth – this is what grind is all about! Although where the beer fits in leaves one puzzled!

If you’re so anal why do you act like a cunt?
“When you talk your mouth looks like a cunt moving!” “I don’t get no gun fire when you hear cock?” “Good!” “But you will run your cunt mouth at me, and I will take it to play Poker!” As ever everything makes sense – not! But this is how it all plays out – Grind is not meant to make sense is it? Although the music does – it is rabid and will induce some good skull fucking moments as it fuels its savagery and as usual in short bursts, just as you start to get into it!



Goon Saloon
I have no clue what is being said at the beginning of this track – probably best not to know either, but the music and vocals say it all. It’s passionately driven and gives you an appetite for wanting a multiple orgasm, if you don’t die laughing first!

Dark Side of the Goon
Another fuel injected track that holds a good rhythm and venomous vocal content and an excellent treat if you like basking in an expanse of ravenous grinding grooves with a short dose of imaginative samples. Quite a punk infused track with death metal vocal – loving it!

Protest and Survive (Cover Discharge)
Not unlike the original from Discharge although the vocals are much better on Guantanamo’s version have to say. Instantly enthralling and spews its guts out and is dramatically emotive.

Fly’s Eyes
WTF has sucking dicks got to do with flies eyes? This gets more strange by the minute – although it could be what the fly saw? This track is brutal and bruises as it leads to a riotous climax, right between the fly’s eyes!

Into the Crypt of Rays (Celtic Frost Cover)
Just loving this version it not only matches but surpasses the original. Guantanamo cover a wide variety of genres and do it with ease and with tongue in cheek whilst still remain serious musically.



To Sum up:
This is one album I could review over and over again for its originality despite there being two covers on it. Guantanamo are superb musicians that add that sparkle to the proceedings and despite their name are definitely worth a listen or 60! Eight impressive tracks that once you start to listen to you tend to lose your grip on reality and there becomes great voids where time just stands still. Plenty of high octane brutality that not only chews on the ears it spits them out in an attempt to grab attention and they do that most definitely!

Crossing over from grind to punk, from death to black (although in meagre amounts) it’s clear to see how well traversed in music they are and have added that tongue in cheek we all know and love within their Grind elements, adding crazy samples and hard hitting rhythms – it’s just one superb album! In fact I am just going to go and see if I can lay my hands on Alcoholocaust – because this band really deserve some attention! Such a pity that they reside in Oz, because we are missing out big time! All this and not a bit of tartan anywhere to be seen!

5/5

Track List:
Welcome to the Fungal
Wish you were Beer
If you’re so anal why do you act like a cunt?
Goon Saloon
Dark Side of the Goon
Protest and Survive (Cover Discharge)
Fly’s Eyes
Into the Crypt of Rays (Celtic Frost Cover)

Members:
Cheesy - Guitar
Jonny - Drums
Chappy - Vocals
Davey - Guitar
Gardy - Bass