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Friday, 31 May 2013

Riot:Noise - Stand for Something - 12 Track Album - Smack Jaw Records - To be released 3rd June 2013

Riot: Noise
Stand for Something
12 Track Album
Smack Jaw Records
To be released 3rd June 2013

Out very soon!

Riot Noise – Bristol UK

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/riotnoise

Genre: Rock

In the bands own words:
“RIOT: NOISE released their debut E.P 'Fight the People' on November 16th 2009.

The EP received huge praise from the likes of Rock Sound Magazine, Power-play Magazine, Black Velvet, and Total Guitar - and gained the band editorial features on countless rock e-zines.

The lead track from the E.P 'Never Wrong' was given airplay on XFM, Total Rock, Kerrang Radio, Planet Rock, BBC6 Music, as well as Internet rock stations around the world.

The video for Never Wrong was aired on Scuzz TV in the UK and various US cable TV stations.

RIOT: NOISE toured the UK in support of the E.P release and finished with a slot at Hard Rock Hell Festival.

2010 and 2011 saw the band play a number of festival slots and tour supports culminating in an Oct/Nov UK tour opening for Duff McKagan's Loaded.

Having extensively toured the UK and USA, RIOT: NOISE have built a solid fan-base and their debut album is highly anticipated by rock fans.

RIOT: NOISE spent 2012 writing and recording their debut album which is scheduled for release in June 2013”

Who’s your Jesus?
Reaching out of the fiery passion this track possesses a hard edged bruising and has a ravenous appetite for solid rock in its purest form. The plinking contagious strings add a light airy feel amid the ambient sounds that accompany them and then the fire begins with huge rolling waves of rhythms and precision drumming.  The vocals are sturdy and bode well carrying the track to overwhelming heights.

Rage you know
More tempestuous rhythms persist with a chant like vocal surrounded by some compelling deep riffs and demanding beats that are superbly wrapped in sonic melodies. The whole swagger of this track burns with a blending passion of highly skilled musicianship and in turn brings compulsive listening.

Guidance
A deep rumbling starts and then is over taken with a powerhouse of sound that holds amazing melody. The swelling rhythms seduce and tease to perfection. The track is perpetually twisting and entwines itself around an anthemic buzz of hungry intense riffs.

Broken Nails & Bloody Fingers
Great name for a track! Not as ferocious as it sounds though and offers a slightly more down tempo feel that produces some superb harmonies. It still holds a certain compelling structure of infused tempting rhythms that carry the track to greater heights and gives the listener something to mull over.

Dead behind the Eyes
Pummelling drums and ravenous guitar all encased in caressing sumptuous melodies.  The sway of tempting rhythms really blend effortlessly into a solid mix of superb and powerful textures that really delight the listener and keep the hunger fed.

We’ll bring you down
A dramatic opening to this track! It contains a good strong drum beat that is precisioned and employs great harmonic qualities. The vocal has edge and is surrounded by a mesmerising riffing that lifts the track to its peak of perfection.

Break the Silence
Great diversity is shown here with heaps of ambiance as it unwinds into a dark weave of alternating blackness that in turn bursts open like a festering wound. It breeds a lot of promise with emotive elements of melodically infused rhythm and fret-bites coupled with a superb bass hook that ravages the aural.  

The Uprising
This track stirs the dust somewhat with its building rhythmic swagger and melodic stance. Particularly noteworthy are the aggressive vocals that intermingle with great harmonies. The powerful cheeky teasing of riffs adds to the depth of the track nicely and brews a good storm of simmering intent – one good listen!

Choices
Scorches with a blaze of passionate riffs that infuse with its own inflammatory rhythms and is perfectly balanced with copious amounts of jaw dropping beats in such a distinct way. The infectious riffage soars to tremendous heights and makes for a very varied listen.

Riot:Noise

The Sinking Ship
A more classic feel with a burst of melodic haze that offers sultry strings and moody bass. The vocals explore new horizons on this track and lay across the soft and definitively tuned ambiance of hypnotic blends. Heavier riffs can be experienced throughout and again it shows superb diversity from Riot: Noise

Save This
Respite followed by a rip roaring pummelling of drum beats with the guitar sitting in the background and offering its tuneful prowess. Perfectly balanced to perfection once more and awash with a swathe of rhythmic quality that seduces and lures the listener into its euphoric textures of gnarly riffs and strong bass hooks.

Smiles Fade Behind
A more ambient flavour opens this track with a distortion on guitar and a muffled beat – it then springs into the light and shimmers in all its glory of mesmerising rhythmic stance. It absorbs with a certain rich potency of swagger that you can’t ignore.

To Sum up:
From start to finish this album is 100% quality rock. It shows great skill and musicianship with building riffs and a torrent of thickening rhythms that smoulder with intent. The huge generous melodic tendencies of the album linger on the tongue and leave you breathless. Compelling and quirky in places, it houses elegance, sophistication, balance and harmonies to die for! Insatiable and sultry but more often than not, totally riotous on sound that in turn can only lead to the band gaining more recognition and highlights their true potential. Long after the CD finishes you can still return to it in your head and savour it with relish.  

I really cannot fault this album what so ever! You don’t need to be coaxed into loving this - that will happen automatically on pressing play – which draws you to the conclusion that you must in turn press repeat!

10/10

Track list:
Who’s your Jesus?
Rage you know
Guidance
Broken Nails & Bloody Fingers
Dead behind the Eyes
We’ll bring you down
Break the Silence
The Uprising
Choices
The Sinking Ship
Save This
Smiles Fade Behind

Members:
Marty - Vocals
Scott - Lead Guitar
Ashley - Rhythm Guitar
Freddie - Bass Guitar

Dan - Drums

PeTRoL BAstARd - Remixed / Remastered Vol 1 - 6 Track EP - Vodka Bastard Rekkardz - Released 11th April 2013

Petrol Bastard
Remixed and Remashed Vol 1
6 Track EP
Vodka Bastard Rekkardz
Released 11th April 2013


Petrol Bastard – Leeds/Huddersfield

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/petrolbastard

Listen and get free here:
http://petrolbastard.bandcamp.com/album/remixed-and-re-mashed-vol-i-ep

Discography
Jihad Trombone – March 2012
Dripping Gash – Dec 2012
Remixed and Remashed Vol 2 EP – Feb 2013
Remixed and Remashed Vol 1 EP – April 2013

Genre: Volatile Electronic Sweary Punk Madness

If you can imagine The Young Ones playing techno electronica sweary punk shit then you would be halfway to getting what Petrol Bastard are all about. After seeing the duo live at the Picket some time back I was totally bowled over with their antics.  They certainly put on an amazing show so it was well worth the 25 quid it cost to get there and back home again for just 30 minutes of total mind bending chaos.



It is indeed utter ‘Tesco Value’ madness with shit all up its trousers, but you can’t help but get embroiled in it as it offers a totally unique experience and the tracks are catchy as hell into the bargain.

I can not imagine life without Petrol Bastard somehow I just found myself caught up in all the skulduggery and mayhem after clicking on a link last year for ‘Jihad Trombone’ released March 2012 and the band’s first album, since then my life has gone from good - bad in one fell swoop – kidding guys! The album made a serious impact and had me literally weeping from the anal area.

The best album - Jihad Trombone

27th January 2012 was the day that the world ceased to be as we know it and Petrol Bastard crawled out from behind all their sweary madness and came into being and to be quite honest – I personally think they have made the world a better place let’s face it – it can’t get any worse! And at least these guys put a smile on things.

The colourful world of the cunted army - Petrol Bastard!

The third remix is as near to the original as it gets and my favourite version as it’s less fucked up than all the others but check out the bands colourful discography it paints quite a twatty picture of pretentiousness and is so Petrol Bastard who indeed are fuckin’ shit (hot)

I will leave you to make up your own minds on what you are hearing but I still love Jihad Trombone the best! And I won't even mention that Vol 2 was done before Vol 1 - shh it's our little secret! But anything goes with Petrol Bastard and usually does!

10/10

Tracklist:
Sobertron Vs Cunted Army (Fubar RMX)
Sobertron Vs Cunted Army (Kamikaze Deadboy RMX)
Sobertron Vs Cunted Army (VIP RMX)
Sobertron Vs Cunted Army (Breakman’s Sober Cuntstep RMX)
Sobertron Vs Cunted Army (Bastard Riymickxs)
Sobertron Vs Cunted Army (Twatface RMX)

Members:
Ben Atomgrinder- Frontman/ Producer of the musics/ Occasional Lyric Writer
Jon Tetsuo- Frontman/ Chief Lyric Writer/ Occasional Producer of da moozix

Live DJs roster (Varies depending on where we play).
Grolly Nerg
Petrol Hoers
Jim Saxton
Skye Pixie Kite
Ulysses Petroleum
Daniel Special Features
Giulia
Karl Whiting
Aidan Facevader

Video/ Graphics
Grolly Nerg- Video/ karaoke/ editing/ vfx
Ben Atomgrinder- Graphics/ artwork
Danni Outhwaite- Video/ editing

Bastard Army (On stage at gigs pooing and flicking the V's)
Nick Eklof
Vinnie Cuntwub
Emily Clitflick
Hattie Blyth

Nick "Crow" Wright

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Messages from the Damned - Various Artists - Death/Black Metal Compilation - 18 Track Album - UKEM Records - Released 2012

Messages from the Damned
Various Artists
Death - Black Metal Compilation
18 Track Album
UKEM Records
Released 2012


First Birthday label sampler/compilation. Features tracks from all the bands on the label (past and present) as well as some especially invited ‘guest bands’. Celebrating UKEM Records first year of existence.

Links for UKEM Records
http://www.ukemrecords.co.uk/

Roster Bands:

Laceration – Traumatic Insemination - Dundee
Taken from UKEM CD-001 Tortured Inauguration

Links:

Genre: Death Metal

Bursting from damnation comes Laceration the hate fuelled infestation scores a deep bloodied line of madness as the guttural secretions gurgle intently to some huge hypnotic rhythmic sways.

Members:
Hamish Maguire - Guitar, Vocals
Tom Walker - Drums
Morgan Nicol – Bass

*****

The Obscene – Embrace Oblivion - Durham
Taken from UKEM CD-002 –The Torment of Sinners

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/theobsceneband

Genre: Death Metal

Uncompromising rhythms pound furiously along with an equally angry vocal scathing that takes a firm hold and is a wonderful slab of sturdy and unrestrained debauchery all ready to rape your aural.

Members:
Tom: Blasphemous Puked Obscenities
2 Knives Newby: Rancid Blasturbations
Gory Sugden: Vomiting Groans & Hellish Rumblings
Jonny Rot: Bestial Hellstrings

*****

Unholy Deathcunt – Suffer - Scotland
Taken from UKEM CD-004 – Dying in Fucking Agony

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unholy-Deathcunt

Genre: Black/Death Warmetal

Things just got a bit too hot! This track will singe and then melt everything in its path. The vocals are drenched in fiery madness along with an up and down scale on the frets this is nastyyyyyyyyyyy! but in such a satisfying way.

Members:
Asphyxiator: Instruments/Vocals
Filthgrinder: Lead Vocals

*****

Cryostorm – Furnacing (I Defrost) - Southwest
Taken from the CD-007 – Destroyer of Ardour

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/CryostormBand

Genre: Melodic Death Thrash

Great pulsating rhythms and monumental melodic tones fuse together a vast pummelling of delights. This has a distinct presence that flows with ferocity just like the track itself the melodic swathe literally mesmerises and holds a lot of intrigue.

Members:
James (Munky) Baillie-Hamilton: Guitars & Vocals
Jack Gliddon: Guitars
Tim Hodgson: Bass
Thomas Rørstad: Drums

*****

Helvellyn – Sacremental Violations - Cumbria
Taken from UKEM CD- 009 – Wulfhere Split CD

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/Helvellyn666

Genre: Ambient Black Metal

I read the name wrong when I first saw it and thought it said HELYELLYN – after listening I thought Hell was Yelling – it holds a lot of brooding intent that sits and smolders on a weave of emotive intensity. Compelling!

Members:
Misan: Acoustic Nylon/Steel Guitar, Electric Guitar, Bass, Synth, Sampling, Editing, Programming, Clean Vocals and Screaming.

*****

Miscreation – Contorted Falsehood – Rotherham
Taken from the forthcoming E.P Eviscerate

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/MiscreationUK

Genre: Death Metal

This track has a blistering quality that runs throughout the whole length of the track.  It rumbles and swaggers with a dramatic pulse that teases and the vocals make a dent in giving it really superb dark presence.

Members:
Craig Utley - Bass & Vocals
Jamie Poulton - Guitar
Rob Kelemen - Guitar & Vocals
Tom Mulvihill - Drums

*****

Ulfarr – Forgotten by Time - Cumbria
Taken from UKEM – CD-009 – Wulfhere Split CD

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/ulfarr666

Genre: Black Metal

Intense and ambient it creeps forward stalking its prey with slow intent ready to kill. The drum beats plod unwavering until a peak is reached and then it starts to devour with a sombre reign of black terror.

Members:
Slasher Gibson (HellFire) - Vocals & Guitar
TBC - Guitar
TBC - Bass
TBC - Drums

*****

Necrogrinder – Creepy Crawley - Sheffield
Taken from The forthcoming E.P The Bent Man

Links:

Genre: Grind/Death/Slam Metal
The sounds emanating from the speakers tell me we are in a wind tunnel and the guttural blasts are secreting a lot of chaos! Harsh and compelling it slowly unleashes its grotesque intent and smothers you in huge colossal rhythms of irresistible ferocity.

Members:
Sam Williams - Vocals
Ben 'The Guv'nor' Foster - Guitar
Lee Foster - Bass
Matt 'Soul Collector' Muir – Guitar

*****

Foul Body Autopsy – And the world looked on in horror - Leicester
(The epidemic sickening the world E.P Coming soon!

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/FoulBodyAutopsyofficial

Genre: Death Metal

Stark, striking and compelling this will eat you alive as its melodic persuasions of evil just bombard the senses with an equal amount of exceptional damming riffage. It bristles with ferocity and is a highly epic listen.

Members:
Tom - Guitar, Vox, Drum Programming,

*****

Guest Bands:

Aghast – Drop Dead Famous – London

Links:

Genre: Death/Black Metal

A teasing track that ignites sheer passion, huge rolling rhythms and high velocity riffs. Guttural scathing with a gnarly blackened theme burns like an invigorating furnace in the deepest bowels of hell and triggers vast amounts of kick beats.

Members:
Christian - Guitars
James - Vocals
Nick - Drums
Daniel – Bass

*****

Primitive Graven Image – Slave to the Mannequin – Chesham

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/primitivegravenimage

Genre: Black Metal

Expelling a dark brooding intensity that ravages quickly and sizzles, amid high octane riffs and squealing vocals – the tumultuous savagery will just consume you with little effort as the melodic rush takes hold and fires up the imagination as the cohesiveness explodes.

Members:
Luke 'Ljosalfur' Lehane - Guitar, Vocals
Rob 'Dokkalfur' Lehane - Vocals, Guitar
Matt 'Vordr' Platts - Drums
Simon 'Psi' Hancock – Bass

*****

Depraved Plague – Decayed from Birth – Cambridge

Links:

Genre: Death Metal

Totally undiluted and emotively charged this track will beat the crap out of the aural. Its intensity never wanes and draws a fierce and creative path of vehemence straight to your door and whilst doing so will kill everything in its wake.

Members:
Mark - Vocals
Chris - Guitar
Emma - Bass
Michael – Drums

*****

Ethereal – Bloodstained Martyr – Liverpool

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/Ethereal.GBR

Genre: Black Metal

With intrigue and dark foreboding this track bristles with venom it holds unpredictability and savagely rampages with sinister abandon. The toxic blackened depths are all covered and truly explored in this highly exciting piece of music with the frenzied and energetic vocals bringing a very hard edge to the forefront.

Members:
Iyaan – Guitar
M–Inanz Guitar
D-Void – Bass
Diesektor – Vocals
The Sludge - Drums

*****

Zombified – Murder Serpent – Belfast

Links:

Genre: Old School Death Metal

Sinewy rhythms violate the senses with a gnarly intrigue of sheer annihilation. The riffs are colossal and reach their peak within seconds, building to such a level of unbridled savagery it is difficult to fathom when the onslaught is going to stop.

Members:
Pete - Vocals
Jamie - Guitar
Adrien - Guitar
Chris - Bass
Gary – Drums

*****

Putrefy – The Lament Configuration – Ballymoney, Ireland

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/PUTREFY

Genre: Death Metal

Intoxicating and heartily delicious its guttural storm circles above and then swoops with a violent intent and offers a superb climax of devilish riffs that know no boundaries.

Members:
Connor - Voices and Guitars
Aaron - Guitars
Matthew - Bass
Jason – Drums

*****

Basement Torture Killings – Tapestry of Putrid Genitalia – London/Stockholm

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Basement-Torture-Killings

Genre: Death/Murder Metal

Some grisly sampled voices begin and in sheer goriness overspill with sinewy madness. No respite just total annihilation and engrossing imagination, it heartily devours and forgets when to stop! Brutally gnawing and extreme it’s one superb listen.

Members:
Bertrand: Sinews and Gorgasm Screams
Tarquin: Axe and Goratory Orgasms
The Fourth Killer: Angelic Faces Pummeler
On the run
Professor Kenneth: Bowel Eviceration

*****

Midnight Realm – Solaris – Newcastle

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/midnightrealmband

Genre: Melodic Death Metal

Superbly balanced melodic death metal that encompasses nice gnarly vocal as well as brilliant harmonies that blend effortlessly into the mix amid a soaring frenzy of riffs and tempestuous blast beats. One amazing track!

Members:

Daniel Russell - Guitar
Stephen Traut - Guitars
John Dalziel - Keyboards/Synths
Patricé D'eans – Drums

*****

Infernal Creation – The Mother of Fire – UK

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/infernalcreationofficial

Genre: Black Metal

Dark and brooding with crisp intensity it creeps into life offering a slow and savage foreboding. Vocally huge it twists ferociously into a spiral of frenzied madness with deep layers of compelling energy, it blasts the senses with sheer malice.

Members:
Bastard - Drums
Neiphrobous - Vocals
Sin – Guitars

To Sum up:
Grisly from start to finish with so much variation from deep guttural growls to melodic punches, peppered with symphonic black metal and harsh death metal with everything else in between. A carnivore's dream with 18 meaty tracks to feast upon. Definitely a good buy!

10/10






Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Fear Hate Destroy - By Fear Hate Destroy - 7 Track Album - Released 11th April 2013

Fear Hate Destroy
By Fear Hate Destroy
7 Track Album
Released 11th April 2013


Fear Hate Destroy – Lancashire

Links:
https://www.facebook.com/FearHateDestroy

Genre: Metal

In the bands own words:
Initially formed in 2010 by frontman Joel; the band originally started off as a 1 man experiment in metal but quickly started forming potential and a definite and unique sound.

Over 2 years he wrote a 6 track EP and formed a band to come together and play the music live. After auditioning many potential members for the band which was to become Fear Hate Destroy, Martin and Jared came in to fill in guitar and bass duty. The search continued by the 3 resounding members to find a drummer, along the way Joel met Bob and rapidly became very good friends.

Bob is an established freestyle hip-hop vocalist in his hometown of Blackburn that has always endeavoured to find something unique to fit with his aggressive style of vocals. After merely a couple of weeks from meeting; Joel decided to offer Bob a position within Fear Hate Destroy as a co-vocalist, providing backing screams and hip-hop breaks in the music. His introduction into the band brought a whole new edge to the music and helped create a sound that hadn't been touched before locally.

The search for a drummer continued with the 4 members working hard on their self-titled debut EP. Eventually, and by chance Joel came back into contact with Adam Kniveton, an old friend from university who was meant to be the drummer for the band originally but had ended up playing with his now former band 'Five across the Eyes'.




In early 2013, the band came together for the first time in the rehearsal room, with a bunch of fresh new music under their belts and the drive and passion to succeed. The band is currently rehearsing heavily for their first set of gigs and have now released their debut E.P!”

Well the bright pink USB stick is all plugged in and glowing prettily – best start reviewing... Clever idea putting everything on a USB stick a completely ingenious idea – but then again Fe4r H47e De57roy are no ordinary band and not because ‘Bob Hope’ is alive and well and sings in the band either! – why, you ask? Well, all will be revealed shortly...

Looking like freshly chopped carrots from a distance... No it's Fear Hate Destroy's USB stick

Omega
Bob does an amazing vocal here although live at the Southport Metal Festival it did not come across as grazing and as bruising as this, but he has got one set of brutal lungs on him for sure! Now for the interesting part that will probably have a few metal heads running to the hills – FHD incorporate a hip-hop style within their sonic intense creations, for me it works quite well, (and I never thought I would admit to such a thing, but it works in the case of FHD superbly well) and is a unique blend that is perfectly executed by the band.

Rise of the Forgotten
Ignition on! Melodic swaggering at the ready the throaty lure encroaches and then a clean vocal starts amid the swelling tempos and kick starts the journey of mixed emotions and impressive snarls, it paints a very vivid picture of uniqueness and very quirky too! The swirling rhythms seem to be engulfed in a soaring guitar adding a lot of weight to the track.

Spirals
Rippling with sheer ferocity and scathing growls amid an upbeat fast rhythmic flurry of kick beats, furthering its exploits on the aural and making for an encapsulating piece of creativity.  Its crescendos of towering rhythms are raw, brutal and honest in delivery.

Ambulation
A metal arsenal of machine gun fire can be heard... no wait! It is the blast beats kicking in and then a raging growl twists itself around some haunting clean vocal it’s quite euphoric in its own way, with no let up from melody and bruising antagonistic essences of criminal power. It is without a doubt an ingenious bit of writing.

Electrostatic Judgement
And now my favourite track ‘Electrostatic Judgement’ bubbling with a primal energy and full of emotive expression – this is one fiery track, filled with gnarly abrasions and rich in unrelenting violation. A truly mind blowing experience – chaotic and ravenous with heaps of corrosive vocal that is drenched in unbridled passion – it is without a doubt still my favourite track from Fear Hate Destroy.

Hate Machine Revolution
A burst of piano keys usher forth – am I listening to the same band?? It is difficult to tell as this is so far removed from the previous tracks with its incidental charismatic sounds – but yes the vocals tell me it is indeed Fear Hate Destroy the malevolence has returned and the dense unforgiving riffs show their prowess once again. Ravishingly excellent with impacting broodiness and thought provoking rhythms – this showcases just what Fear Hate Destroy are all about? Diversity at its best!

To Sum up:
This is one superb album that is unique as it is intriguing.  It goes from brutally raw to malevolent ambience with a peppering of hip-hop be it only slight, but a good mixture of sensational charm and vibrancy.  The sounds permeate and evoke strong feelings and will violate the aural palette that bares the weight of the bands rich tapestry of delights in one fell swoop. It houses oppressive moments and then basks in total annihilation.

Fear Hate Destroy is a band that you can’t fail to be impressed with especially after listening to the tracks all contained within this bright pink USB stick – it kind of pokes a finger in the eye of the disbelievers with blackened malice.

The band is as you read this working feverishly on a follow up E.P and no doubt it will be just as just as thought provoking as this album. The good thing about Fear Hate Destroy is that they have enough scope to leave their comfort zone and incorporate even more into their already bulging bag of tricks – and no doubt they will, with even more quirky ingredients! Good luck to them!

10/10

Tracklist:
Omega
Rise of the Forgotten
Spirals
Ambulation
Electrostatic Judgement
Hate Machine Revolution

Members:
Joel Ayre - Guitar & Vocals
Bob Hope - Vocals
Martin Bragg - Guitar
Jared Dunne - Bass Guitar
Adam Kniveton - Drums