Fascists to Ashes
The Return of the King
8 Track E.P
Released 25th March 2013
You will never be the same again after listening to this!
Fascists to
Ashes – Norfolk
Links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fascists-To-Ashes
Listen and
Download Here:
http://fasciststoashes.bandcamp.com/
Genre: Comedy/Grind
Core/Power/Violence
In the bands own words:
E = MC Hammer!
Well from the
truly inspirational Iskalde Morket
to the downright bizarre we have Fascists
to Ashes – It is so emotionally disabling, can Norfolk survive this? – No more
needs to be said!
Penis Popper
‘Shouty’
violence with extreme vengeance if not tongue in cheek but still superb in its
own way! No doubt will incite a mosh pit larger than Australia when played
live!
The Triceratops
that couldn’t hold down a stable career
“Also I cloned
a dinosaur in my lab, she is now my girlfriend. I don’t care what society says,
it’s the best sex I have ever had!” The rhythms to this track alone are just
superb!
Mack is Cool
More garbled ‘shouty’
violence but don’t worry it only lasts 5 seconds L
Grin/BNP
Great drumming!
With a nearly almost harmonious vocal :O
I’m a Tramp,
What’s your excuse?
“Is it
necessary for me to drink my own urine? “Probably not!” “No! But I do it
anyway, because it’s sterile and I like the taste! Ha-ha” What can these guys
come up with next? But still, you can always wash it down with some good old melodic
swathe.
Politician
Grinder
Bump and grind
this track has a lot of aggression contained within it and if your head don’t
move then you got no head! Loads of ‘sweary’ shit – love it!
RFTP
“This album is
the most intelligent, insulting album I have ever heard! – yelling does not
equal passion!” Maybe not, but it helps!
Fish Molester
Hahaha – don’t
break the Law by pleasuring yourself with a live fish! Done to some more cheeky
tongue in groove messy shit!
I wanna do bad stuff to that Fesh - Bloymey!!
To Sum up:
I just love
these guys! I so want them to come to Liverpool to fester in all their savagery
and tom foolery! I think I am losing it big time! But what better way to lose
it than by enjoying Fascists to Ashes??
Still, I suppose I could go and drink my own piss or pleasure myself with a
battered cod, making sure it’s dead though as I would not want to break any
laws!
Mark Thaxter and John Rogers
Warning! Do not approach these two guys likely to cause mass hysteria!
Thoroughly
crazy and fucked up – sounds a lot like me actually!
10/10
Track List:
Penis Popper
The Triceratops that couldn’t hold down a stable career
Mack is Cool
Grin/BNP
I’m a Tramp, What’s your excuse?
Politician Grinder
RFTP
Fish Molester
Members:
The Crimson Chin - Cuddles
Mr Electric - Kisses
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